It’s ridiculously easy to join the Illuminati:
To join the Illuminati you must simply:
1. Go back in time to Bavaria in 1776.
2. Ask Adam Weishaupt if you can be part of his little political group.
Important things to note before your journey:
1. You’ll need to speak German.
2. The group wasn’t originally called the “Illuminati” it was called the “Perfectibilists.”
3. Remember: The Illuminati were a Bavarian political action group that advocated the overthrow of hereditary European monarchies, in particular: the government of Bavarian. So make sure that you study up on who is in charge when thou get back there!
ALL JOKES ASIDE: IS IT REALLY POSSIBLE TO JOIN THE ILLUMINATI?
The Illuminati was a mystical fraternal organization that sprang up in European freemasonry lodges in the late 1700’s. Though it was disbanded and stamped out within a few years, some say that it has continued to proliferate in secret and has built a global conspiracy of intellectuals and power brokers who are said to engineer world events. However though curious individuals have been writing and speculating about them for over 200 years there is no verifiable evidence of their existence. Therefore if your goal is to join the Illuminati there is a real probability you will never achieve it, because there is a real probability that it is a fictional organization.
However, the goal of joining the illuminati can be excellent motivation for achieving remarkable things in your life. Illuminists are thought to be extremely influential individuals at the highest levels of finance, government, military, media, religion, industry, education and politics. In order to become an Illuminist you will have to achieve this level of influence, or at least a level of influence where you can be useful to people at this level. That is a worthy goal in itself and will likely lead you to remarkable places in life.
As you chart your course to greatness, consider joining the Freemasons if you are seriously interested in the lore of the illuminati. The original Illuminati spread through eighteenth century Europe through Freemason lodges and their lore is inextricable from freemasonry. However not just any Mason can become an Illuminist. First they must join a lodge and take the third degree of master. After this they are invited to study in one of the separate rites of freemasonry, such as the Scottish rite.
This higher level of freemasonry has 33 degrees and it is a remarkable life achievement spanning many years to take the 33rd degree. You likely will not achieve this level without a significant level of achievement that furthers the “work” of freemasonry. The 33rd degree of the Scottish rite is officially the highest level of freemasonry, however some say that after completing this degree you are eligible to be considered for initiation into the 13 degrees of the illuminati. The only way to find out is to do it yourself.